meladoodle:

i just made my eyes so smoky the fire alarm went off

Be considerate of the children trying to sleep, thanks

meladoodle:

haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body. 

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frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

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sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

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flipphones:

shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth

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2k13blogger:

i have 3 moods:

  1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. ????????????????
  3. ?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!

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vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

image
 

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edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

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